The Mercenary Republic of Texeclave is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Moses Browning with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.974 billion Texeclaveans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Texeclave City. The average income tax rate is 58.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Texeclavean economy, worth 502 trillion Septims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 168,886 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of John Moses Browning bullying an old man to the point of tears, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime is totally unknown. Texeclave's national animal is the Deathclaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Texeclave is ranked 188,429^th in the world and 793^rd in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 201.11 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.