The Caretakers of Teurenze is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 28.225 billion Teurenzeans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iuliobonna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.8%.

The very strong Teurenzean economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion foederationsmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 48,260 foederationsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, Leader has just been declared ruler of Teurenze in an international press conference, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teurenze's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teurenze is ranked 104,418^th in the world and 2^nd in Varheim for Safest, scoring 81.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.