The Republic of Tetracontapentaplot is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 1.198 billion Tetracontapentaplotians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The powerhouse Tetracontapentaplotian economy, worth 125 trillion arils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,632 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, activists sabotage clean energy in the name of the environment, Tetracontapentaplot City is a police state during international summits, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tetracontapentaplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tetracontapentaplot is ranked 166,904^th in the world and 197^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 532.37 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.