The ềềềềềềềềề of Testy McTestface is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.15 billion Testy McTestfaceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The Testy McTestfacean economy, worth 133 trillion tests a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,223 tests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testy McTestface's national animal is the tester.

Testy McTestface is ranked 164,055^th in the world and 1^st in Region McRegionface for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 895.42 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.