The Patrician Thalassocracy of Tchalokratos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The August King-Navarch Selukos V with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.255 billion Tchalokratis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erasnos. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tchalokratosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,848 trillion Drakons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 223,943 Drakons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tchalokratos's national animal is the Beaked Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Imperial Mysteries.

Tchalokratos is ranked 293,925^th in the world and 94^th in Magna Aurea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 20.44 law-abiding acts per hour.