The Republic of Taustrian Commandos is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.109 billion Taustrian Commandosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Taustrian Commandosian economy, worth 55.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,252 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,881 per year while the poor average 3,150, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian Commandos's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian Commandos is ranked 99,526^th in the world and 1^st in Alternative fur Deutschland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,095.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.