The Republic of Taustrian 49th Garrison is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 993 million Taustrian 49th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Taustrian 49th Garrisonian economy, worth 38.2 trillion kind actions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 38,464 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,904 per year while the poor average 2,411, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 49th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 49th Garrison is ranked 256,097^th in the world and 1^st in The Colosseum for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.