
| Population | 4.148 billion |
| Capital | Logic City |
| Leader | Empress Venus Altair Echo |
| Faith | Logic |
| Currency | aril |
| Animal | phoenix |
The Right-Hand Man of Tatics is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Venus Altair Echo with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.148 billion Taticsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logic City. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Taticsian economy, worth 598 trillion arils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,196 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
People who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tatics's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Logic.
Tatics is ranked 85,339th in the world and 1,419th in ArilCards Inc for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 53.28 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tatics, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
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Tatics, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
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Tatics, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
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Tatics, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
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Tatics, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
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Tatics, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
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Tatics, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
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Tatics, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
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Tatics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Tatics, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.






























































