The Queen's State of Swihoni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.635 billion Swihonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Swihonian economy, worth 759 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,658 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,830 per year while the poor average 2,077, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Euthanasia is illegal, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, deers are considered a delicacy, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Swihoni's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Swihoni is ranked 20,772^nd in the world and 71^st in 0000 for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,713.55 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.