The Join Lily of Sweeze 26 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.812 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.7%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 488 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 41,348 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the last thing Join Lily soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweeze 26's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sweeze 26 is ranked 129,822^nd in the world and 3,560^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 69.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.