The Community of Sutling Lorries is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Peddling Drummer with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.305 billion Sutling Lorriesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storehouse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The thriving Sutling Lorriesian economy, worth 704 trillion Commissary Scripts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 75,665 Commissary Scripts, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and Sutling Lorries's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sutling Lorries's national animal is the Mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Commerce.

Sutling Lorries is ranked 132,210^th in the world and 10^th in The Religion That Has No Big Banks for Highest Poor Incomes, with 25,315.99 Standard Monetary Units.