The Commonwealth of Stemabler is a small, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 45 million Stemablerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The Stemablerian economy, worth 2.72 trillion Koko Nut Nuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,353 Koko Nut Nuts, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Stemabler's national animal is the Chocolate Bird.

Stemabler is ranked 201,109^th in the world and 18^th in Oriental Constanta for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.