The Kingdom of St-Paul is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning dog population. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.159 billion St-Paulians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St-Pauls. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The very strong St-Paulian economy, worth 995 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,968 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,751 per year while the poor average 13,185, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

St-Paul has designated St-Pauls as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. St-Paul's national animal is the dog.

St-Paul is ranked 245,848^th in the world and 3^rd in Plant Powered Patriots for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.27 law-abiding acts per hour.