Population | 8.391 billion |
Currency | spice |
Animal | sandworm |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 235 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.391 billion Spice Harvester 235ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.
The very strong Spice Harvester 235ian economy, worth 369 trillion spices a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,010 spices, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, you're only as old as you feel, and sandworms with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spice Harvester 235's national animal is the sandworm.
Spice Harvester 235 is ranked 291,799th in the world and 1,845th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 14.57 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 235, sandworms with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Spice Harvester 235 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 235, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 235, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 235, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 235, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 235, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 235, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 235, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 235, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Spice Harvester 235ian Space Agency.