The 15 autonomous regions of Socialist Republic of Soviet Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pavel Ivanovich Batov with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.382 billion Russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 343 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,589 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, colonial subjects have Russian culture shoved down their throats, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Soviet Union's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Serve Russia.

Socialist Republic of Soviet Union is ranked 140,473^rd in the world and 19^th in Land of Europa for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,936.93 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.