The Republic of SmallBoy102 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 3.908 billion SmallBoy102ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.
The SmallBoy102ian economy, worth 179 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,835 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, museums offer moralization or your money back, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the SmallBoy102 City Natural History Museum, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy102's national animal is the Tuchoim, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
SmallBoy102 is ranked 17,754th in the world and 6th in Small Boy Brigade for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,257.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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SmallBoy102, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Following new legislation in
SmallBoy102, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the SmallBoy102 City Natural History Museum.
- : Following new legislation in
SmallBoy102, museums offer moralization or your money back.
- : Following new legislation in
SmallBoy102, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in
SmallBoy102, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
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SmallBoy102 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in
SmallBoy102, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
- : Following new legislation in
SmallBoy102, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in
SmallBoy102, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in
SmallBoy102, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.






















