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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,717thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,998thMost Conservative: 28,610th
The Community of
Moralistic Autocracy
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Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Silurus

Population8 million

Currencymama
Animalcatfish

The Community of Silurus is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its enslaved workforce and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8 million Silurusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The Silurusian economy, worth 341 billion mamas a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,673 mamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Some members of Parliament are illiterate, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, the best way to get the government to U-turn is to squick out Leader, and young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silurus's national animal is the catfish .

Silurus is ranked 295,912th in the world and 2,243rd in the West Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,303.62 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,717thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 25,998thMost Conservative: 28,610thMost Devout: 32,311th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 186th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Silurus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout, Most Conservative, and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Silurus, young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Silurus, the best way to get the government to U-turn is to squick out Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Silurus, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Silurus, some members of Parliament are illiterate.
  • : Silurus was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Moralistic Autocracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Silurus, glassy-eyed Silurusian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Following new legislation in Silurus, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Silurus, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Silurus, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.

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