
| Population | 8.894 billion |
| Capital | Shadowville |
| Leader | Jay Myers |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Silver Certificate |
| Animal | cat |
The Colony of Sidewalk Zone is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Jay Myers with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.894 billion Atlanteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shadowville. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Atlantean economy, worth a remarkable 1,690 trillion Silver Certificates a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 190,081 Silver Certificates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
It turns out that trees grow on Silver Certificates, for just a few extra Silver Certificates Atlanteans can get new driving records with their new cars, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and in a fit of passion Jay Myers has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sidewalk Zone's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Sidewalk Zone is ranked 142,754th in the world and 44th in Shadowville for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 924.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sidewalk Zone, in a fit of passion Jay Myers has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, for just a few extra Silver Certificates Atlanteans can get new driving records with their new cars.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, it turns out that trees grow on Silver Certificates.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
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Sidewalk Zone, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results.
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Sidewalk Zone, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
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Sidewalk Zone was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Atlantean mussels the biggest in Shadowville.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.



















































