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The Republic of Serbian Unity is a small, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 26 million Serbian Unityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.
The Serbian Unityian economy, worth 1.51 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,259 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Punitive tariffs protect local industry, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Serbian Unity's national animal is the Eagle.
Serbian Unity is ranked 98,012th in the world and 543rd in Concord for Safest, scoring 84.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Serbian Unity, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Serbian Unity, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Serbian Unity, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Serbian Unity, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
- : Following new legislation in Serbian Unity, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in Serbian Unity, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
- : Following new legislation in Serbian Unity, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
- : Following new legislation in Serbian Unity, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Serbian Unity, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
- : Following new legislation in Serbian Unity, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
