The Republic of Seisaplukplot is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.123 billion Seisaplukplotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Seisaplukplotian economy, worth 98.7 trillion arils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 87,913 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seisaplukplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Seisaplukplot is ranked 116,388^th in the world and 1,806^th in ArilCards Inc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 685.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.