The Republic of Second Capanese Republic is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 282 million Capanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capan City. The average income tax rate is 47.8%.

The Capanese economy, worth 12.1 trillion Glues a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 42,888 Glues, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, international trade can be a pain to deal with, and Second Capanese Republic has designated Capan City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Capanese Republic's national animal is the Cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Capanese Republic is ranked 175,500^th in the world and 10^th in Mikrucka Valley and other regions for Most Developed, scoring 53.9 on the Human Development Index.