Population | 6.341 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 147 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.341 billion Second Best Pack Storage 147ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 147ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,296 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
All you have to do is pray to get into Second Best Pack Storage 147, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 147's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Pack Storage 147 is ranked 283,903rd in the world and 1,011th in Two for Most Armed, with 0.14 weapons per person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, all you have to do is pray to get into Second Best Pack Storage 147.
- : Second Best Pack Storage 147 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, polite commuters on the Second Best Pack Storage 147 City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, many citizens refuse to smile lest they reveal their gold fillings.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.