The Disputed Territories of Schala is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Princess with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 22.143 billion Schalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Slave Dungeon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enslaved economy, worth a remarkable 8,939 trillion Whips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 403,705 Whips, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and glamping Schalans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schala's national animal is the sparkle pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obedience.

Schala is ranked 1,075^th in the world and 1^st in The Slave Guilds for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 18,372.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.