The Disputed Territories of Schala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Princess with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 18.158 billion Schalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Slave Dungeon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enslaved economy, worth a remarkable 6,725 trillion Whips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 370,404 Whips, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schala's national animal is the sparkle pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obedience.

Schala is ranked 258,040^th in the world and 6^th in The Slave Guilds for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -56.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.