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Most Pacifist: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9thLowest Crime Rates: 13th
The Disputed Territories of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Bound to serve our masters.
Influence
Power
Drink Procurement
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Schala

Population18.158 billion

CapitalRoyal Slave Dungeon
LeaderPrincess
FaithObedience

CurrencyWhip
Animalsparkle pony

The Disputed Territories of Schala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Princess with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 18.158 billion Schalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Slave Dungeon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enslaved economy, worth a remarkable 6,725 trillion Whips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 370,404 Whips, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schala's national animal is the sparkle pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obedience.

Schala is ranked 258,040th in the world and 6th in The Slave Guilds for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -56.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9thLowest Crime Rates: 13thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17thMost Beautiful Environments: 25thNicest Citizens: 37thMost Developed: 38thBest Weather: 39thLongest Average Lifespans: 46thHealthiest Citizens: 63rdHighest Food Quality: 68thHighest Average Tax Rates: 81stMost Advanced Public Education: 101stMost Corrupt Governments: 107thMost Inclusive: 111thLargest Governments: 119thSmartest Citizens: 144thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 150thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 152ndMost Cultured: 177thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 200thMost Devout: 211thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 315thLargest Welfare Programs: 324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 353rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 416thMost Efficient Economies: 521stMost Advanced Public Transport: 605thMost Subsidized Industry: 821stHighest Average Incomes: 1,237thHighest Economic Output: 1,495thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,223rdTop
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Most Stationary: 4,047thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,958thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,641stMost Influential: 9,341stTop
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Largest Populations: 14,378th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schala, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Schalans.
  • : Following new legislation in Schala, many Schalans are their brothers' keepers.

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