The Republic of Sapsaamplot is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.215 billion Sapsaamplotians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sapsaamplotian economy, worth 119 trillion arils a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,955 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, report cards now include a 'Pain Tolerance' grading column, students cut up leftover arils during Arts and Crafts, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapsaamplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sapsaamplot is ranked 28,483^rd in the world and 229^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,767.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.