The Colony of Sap Bluxion is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.118 billion Sap Bluxionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 81.6%.

The powerhouse Sap Bluxionian economy, worth 195 trillion sols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 92,108 sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and half of Sap Bluxionian history is deemed too unpatriotic to be mentioned in textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sap Bluxion's national animal is the snail, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sap Bluxion is ranked 17,529^th in the world and 58^th in Carcassonne for Most Cultured, scoring 92 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.