The Retired of Sam Docherty is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.768 billion Sam Dochertyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 38.0%.

The Sam Dochertyian economy, worth 218 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,851 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sam Docherty's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sam Docherty is ranked 225,370^th in the world and 30^th in AFL for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.08 percentage of bribes refused.