Population | 7.854 billion |
Capital | Malikapuram |
Leader | Pulluvazhy Satyanarayanan |
Faith | Ayyappan bhakti |
Currency | rupyarupa |
Animal | Vechur cow |
The Irumuḍi Carriers of Sabarimala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pulluvazhy Satyanarayanan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.854 billion Malayalis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malikapuram. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Malayali economy, worth a remarkable 1,573 trillion rupyarupas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,381 rupyarupas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 698,205 per year while the poor average 41,870, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.
An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sabarimala's national animal is the Vechur cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ayyappan bhakti.
Sabarimala is ranked 44,699th in the world and 32nd in Pecan Sandies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.88 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sabarimala, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in Sabarimala, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
- : Following new legislation in Sabarimala, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
- : Following new legislation in Sabarimala, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
- : Following new legislation in Sabarimala, Pulluvazhy Satyanarayanan's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
- : Sabarimala was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Sabarimala, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Sabarimala, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
- : Following new legislation in Sabarimala, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Sabarimala, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.