The Republic of RUNITUP is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 386 million RUNITUPians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving RUNITUPian economy, worth 26.4 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,267 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native RUNITUPian, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RUNITUP's national animal is the Animal.

RUNITUP is ranked 269,660^th in the world and 240^th in Charleslandia for Safest, scoring 19.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.