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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,937thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,929thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,910th
The Confederacy of
Free-Market Paradise
Yee-haw!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Roosh

Population420 million

CapitalCharleighstown

Currencydollar
Animalhog

The Confederacy of Roosh is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 420 million Rooshians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charleighstown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rooshian economy, worth 45.3 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 107,784 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 588,156 per year while the poor average 10,117, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.

Belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and nobody wants to know how the sausage is made. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Roosh's national animal is the hog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Roosh is ranked 319,216th in the world and 322nd in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -8.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,937thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,929thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,910thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,089thRudest Citizens: 4,621stFattest Citizens: 4,886thHighest Crime Rates: 5,004thMost Avoided: 7,306thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,443rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,159thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,417thTop
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Most Devout: 22,513thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22,998thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,647thMost Armed: 28,979thLargest Mining Sector: 30,492nd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Roosh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Hog Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, it isn't 'real music' without several cannons.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf".

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