The Republic of RolessPuppet8 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 3.482 billion RolessPuppet8ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The RolessPuppet8ian economy, worth 142 trillion florins a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,782 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RolessPuppet8's national animal is the porpoise.

RolessPuppet8 is ranked 132,091^st in the world and 83^rd in Roless Puppet Region for Rudest Citizens, with 49.93 insults per minute.