The Colony of Ringwralmo is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 604 million Ringwralmoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ringwralmoan economy, worth 58.4 trillion Mauses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,721 Mauses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains Mauses, Ringwralmoans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ringwralmo's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ringwralmo is ranked 24,226^th in the world and 95^th in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 21.52 average smiles per day.