The Workers' Union of Rebaltion is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by First Secretary Charlotte Koparr with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.801 billion Rebaltonites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fendale. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebaltionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,884 trillion union notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 244,423 union notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The RBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight". Crime is totally unknown. Rebaltion's national animal is the wild cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rebaltion is ranked 1,855^th in the world and 18^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 274 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.