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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,011thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,041stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,178th
The Workers' Union of
Democratic Socialists
Forward, always forward.
Clara Eisner
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Rebaltion

Population8.983 billion

CapitalNew Seattle
LeaderClara Eisner

Currencyunion note
Animalswamp rat

The Workers' Union of Rebaltion is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Clara Eisner with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.983 billion Rebaltonites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Seattle. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebaltionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,785 trillion union notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 198,768 union notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Rebaltionian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime is totally unknown. Rebaltion's national animal is the swamp rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rebaltion is ranked 8,184th in the world and 458th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.24 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,011thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,041stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,201stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,491stSafest: 1,651stNicest Citizens: 1,881stMost Developed: 2,178thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,333rdSmartest Citizens: 2,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,395thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,703rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,990thMost Secular: 3,108thLargest Governments: 3,391stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,558thMost Inclusive: 3,650thHighest Food Quality: 3,714thMost Pacifist: 3,797thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,003rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,291stHealthiest Citizens: 4,540thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,217thMost Efficient Economies: 6,010thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,990thLowest Crime Rates: 8,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,024thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,407thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,855thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,955thHighest Economic Output: 10,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,683rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,725thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,077thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,807thMost Income Equality: 12,813thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,360thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,080thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,101st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 54th in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionSafest: 72nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 102nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the regionMost Cultured: 129th in the regionMost Secular: 157th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 160th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 161st in the regionMost Pacifist: 162nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 175th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 184th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 258th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 267th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 282nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 304th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 339th in the regionMost Income Equality: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 368th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 430th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 458th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 532nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 538th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 564th in the regionMost Influential: 575th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 594th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 626th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 641st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 666th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 675th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 699th in the regionNudest: 847th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rebaltion, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Rebaltion, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Rebaltion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Rebaltion, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Rebaltionian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Rebaltion, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Rebaltion voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Drug Decriminalization Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Rebaltion, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Rebaltion, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Rebaltion, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Rebaltion voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statement on the Nuclear Apocalypse".

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