The Kingdom of Rabithead is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 530 million Rabitheadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apsinentzia. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rabitheadian economy, worth 47.7 trillion phoenixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 89,949 phoenixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Rabithead, minor code style errors dull the house edge, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabithead's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabithead is ranked 96,228^th in the world and 2^nd in Amfictyonia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,443.77 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.