The Republic of Qyro is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 744 million Qyroans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Public Transport, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Qyroan economy, worth 36.0 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,335 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 318,430 per year while the poor average 2,849, a ratio of 111 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Qyro's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Qyro is ranked 63,997^th in the world and 16^th in Illuminati Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,867.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.