The District of QSA1 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.201 billion QSA1ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong QSA1ian economy, worth 324 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,393 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 340,631 per year while the poor average 3,206, a ratio of 106 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, QSA1 has designated District Heights as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of QSA1 in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. QSA1's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

QSA1 is ranked 288,266^th in the world and 143^rd in The Federation of Independent Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.79 law-abiding acts per hour.