The Queendom of Pythie I is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.002 billion Pythie Iians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.5%.

The very strong Pythie Iian economy, worth 161 trillion florins a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,919 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pythie I's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Pythie I is ranked 180,141^st in the world and 73^rd in Chaotic Sparkles for Safest, scoring 56.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.