by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 356thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,167th
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
Might Makes Right
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Pristar

Population982 million

CapitalPristar City

Currencybitcoin
Animalswan

The Dictatorship of Pristar is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 982 million Pristarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pristar City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pristarian economy, worth 154 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 157,791 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,440,467 per year while the poor average 1,905, a ratio of 755 to 1.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Pristar's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pristar is ranked 309,783rd in the world and 1,137th in Carcassonne for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -17.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 356thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,167thFattest Citizens: 2,212thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,468thNudest: 3,511thMost Avoided: 5,403rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,653rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,073rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,589thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,402ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,566thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,521stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,999thRudest Citizens: 9,121stTop
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Most Secular: 17,867thMost Patriotic: 18,472ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,860thMost Efficient Economies: 19,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,591stHighest Average Incomes: 22,538thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,557thMost Cultured: 29,218th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd in the regionMost Secular: 65th in the regionMost Armed: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 84th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 99th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Cultured: 105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pristar, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Pristar, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Pristar, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Pristar, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Pristar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Pristar, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Pristar, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Pristar, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
  • : Following new legislation in Pristar, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Pristar, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.

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