The Republic of Planned Parenthood is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed population of 8.25 billion Planned Parenthoodians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The Planned Parenthoodian economy, worth 399 trillion francs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,395 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and politicians have tenure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Planned Parenthood's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Planned Parenthood is ranked 177,436^th in the world and 160^th in New England Patriots for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,395.15 Standard Monetary Units.