The Queendom of Pizza Dragonia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.06 billion Pizza Dragonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza Dragonian economy, worth 595 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,678 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizza Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pizza Dragonia is ranked 260,486^th in the world and 80^th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.