The Republic of Phillip Price is a massive, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.855 billion Phillip Priceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Phillip Pricean economy, worth 135 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,019 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the fattest folk in Phillip Price look to be the happiest ones, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phillip Price's national animal is the kangaroo.

Phillip Price is ranked 206,240^th in the world and 12^th in The Federal Appendectomies for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.