The State of Partido Colorado is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.173 billion Paraguayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.2%.

The very strong Partido Coloradoan economy, worth 723 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 32,645 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime is moderate. Partido Colorado's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Partido Colorado is ranked 68,207^th in the world and 4^th in Port Vila for Most Armed, with 1.21 weapons per person.