The Malicious Nation of Parlania is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Riot with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 13.558 billion assassins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Defense, Social Policy, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hideout. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong malicious economy, worth 550 trillion stabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,636 stabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Parlania's national animal is the shadow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Overseer.

Parlania is ranked 135,434^th in the world and 1^st in West europeia for Most Developed, scoring 56.87 on the Human Development Index.