The Command Cyborg of Paradroid is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by MrDroid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.674 billion Paradroidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ParadroidCity. The average income tax rate is 86.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Paradroidian economy, worth a remarkable 6,936 trillion chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,117 chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Paradroid's citizens often wander into each other's homes, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in MrDroid's political rallies, and the government is proudly free of crabs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paradroid's national animal is the mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Paradroid is ranked 228,021^st in the world and 18^th in Testregionia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 67.37 years.