The Republic of Pablo37 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 971 million Pablo37ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.
The strong Pablo37ian economy, worth 64.4 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,304 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, the last thing Pablo37ian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pablo37's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pablo37 is ranked 165,258th in the world and 649th in Pablo for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,495.69 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
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Pablo37 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Pablo37, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
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Pablo37, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
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Pablo37, the last thing Pablo37ian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.
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Pablo37 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Pablo37, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
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Pablo37, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
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Pablo37, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
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Pablo37, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Pablo37ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
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Pablo37, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.




















