The Just Autocracy of Oster-Bayern is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by König Ganzer I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.661 billion Öster-Bayerischians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu München. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Öster-Bayerisch economy, worth 756 trillion Östmarks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,340 Östmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Oster-Bayern are famed for their reasonable volume levels, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Oster-Bayern as a reminder of their "special relationship", and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oster-Bayern's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oster-Bayern is ranked 275,516^th in the world and 34^th in Hartfelden for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.