The Sand and Scarabs of Osiris Map Office is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.399 billion Osiris Map Officeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Osiris Map Officean economy, worth 311 trillion scarabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 42,099 scarabs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,755 per year while the poor average 2,471, a ratio of 112 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Osiris Map Office's national animal is the scarab, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Osiris Map Office is ranked 284,302^nd in the world and 5^th in Valle de Arena for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.