The Holy Empire of Osiriand is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning scarab population. The democratic, devout population of 10.428 billion Osiriandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Osiriandian economy, worth 355 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,084 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown. Osiriand's national animal is the scarab, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Osiriand is ranked 193,190^th in the world and 2,610^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 510.24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.