The Lime Sherbet of Osionic is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 541 million Osionicians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 14.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Osionician economy, worth 34.1 trillion Yumas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 63,009 Yumas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, Osionic has designated Osionic City as its capital city, and students in Osionic's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Osionic's national animal is the Bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Osionic is ranked 184,232^nd in the world and 148^th in Forest for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 872.43 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.