The People's Republic of Osaydan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tovozyol Kadged with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.11 billion Osaydanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basakite. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Osaydanian economy, worth 103 trillion Hateks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 93,404 Hateks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osaydan's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Osaydan is ranked 115,249th in the world and 20th in Lewisham Library for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,651.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Osaydan, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
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Osaydan, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
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Osaydan, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
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Osaydan, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
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Osaydan, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
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Osaydan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Osaydan, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
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Osaydan, children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls.
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Osaydan, there's a mortuary next to every Osaydanian restaurant.
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Osaydan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.






































